Bony 01

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Bony 01

I am in now way trying to belittle myself, but I have a nice round face, the end. I mean, I’m stupid thin and I can’t seem to change that no matter what I do or eat, so, if you’re the type who like your fem boys literally down to the skin and bones while you bone them with your boner, I mean, I might be a match for you, but that’s not an invitation. We can talk, but don’t expect a lot. And definitely do not expect my body to squish under your grip. It’s much more likely to crunch if your grip is too tight, but that’s about when I would start yelping, so, you’ll know when my bones have reached their gripping limits.

Anyways, I’m known as Bony, of course, I’m pretty much wear a mid-length ponytail most of the time and I also wear a stuffed bra a lot since once you start doing that and go out in public like that, well, then it’s hard to go without one then and besides, most all female shirts and blouses are made with a bra in mind, so.

And if we’re going to start out with shaming, my friend, Benny, used to like to watch me peel off the breast cup fillers from the under adhesive “X” strips of tape and he totally ogled his eyes out when I would peel off the under adhesive “X” tape strips from my chest. Or shame on both of us for short. LOL, that was my shaming ice breaker to switch the subject.

“Bony…”

“OMG, Pete, don’t even start in on my appearance tonight and don’t even, even, even think about bringing up how I lost control of my voice last weekend with Luke for all of 16 seconds, which wasn’t the end of the world, but is something that totally embarrassed me! It’s just something that might happen to me from time to time when I get excited. Also, I promise that I will tone down my cheeks for next Friday, so?”

Well, Luke has been paying me a little attention and bothering with me lately, so it was embarrassing when I let my voice slip. For all of 16 seconds!

“Oh, Bony, all of the above and none of the above because you just talk boneheaded crazy like all the time, but on behalf of Lil Minnie Mimi Maye, if you’re going to buy a Creamy tonight, she would like one too and since it’s right across the Strip from the Goth Cargo Pants shop, she would like a pair, well, the pair that she put in lay-away under your name, so. Also, your cheeks look good in Mars red, so.”

Well, I liked my cheeks in Mars red and the Goth Cargo Pants shop was not directly across the Strip from the Creamy shop, so.

“Fine, but on behave of Luke then? If you know anything, Pete, so?”

“Oh, now you’re putting me on the spot, Bony because I cannot let on that a certain other guy has a solution in his pants to control your voice control issues and I cannot give another certain guy a glow up review when I might be interested in testing the myth that I can mushroom head poke your kidney out of position in five thrusts or less, so?”

I mean, I’m not that skinny! Well, snap, I’ll have to do the math on that now! But Luke still has my attention for how he pays me attention and I’ve played video in the past, so I know about some stuff when it comes to shutting a person up with a mushroom! A little, I know just a little.

Oh, I know nothing about having a kidney dislocated by mushroom head either, but I will do the math.

[Door chime jingle, jangle]

“Welcome to the Goth Cargo Pants shop. I’m Stardust and I’m dead inside, so.”

“Oh, I’m here to pay for and pickup a pair of pants out of lay-away for Lil Minnie Mimi Maye under my name of Bony, so?”

“Do you want a goth girlfriend? I’m dead inside, so I wouldn’t tease you for a buying training bra, so?”

“Hah! Mine are from the “My Second Bra” collection, so?”

“Like I care since I’m so dead inside. Cash or credit?”

Well, Kurtköy travesti I never said that I wear a large stuffed bra, so.

“Ooh, yum, yum, a swirling pinkish Creamy! [Slurp, sip, slurp] thanks, Bony. Like your cheeks tonight [slurp, sip, slurp]. Ahh, that’s creamy and tart! Like your cheeks, LOL. And Luke’s not here yet, so?”

“What, Lil Minnie Mimi Maye, I wasn’t looking around, so.”

Oh, my head was so on a swivel alright since Luke is basically the only one who pays me any mind, LOL, at least until I just spoke with Pete, who confessed that he wants to perform kidney surgery on me with his scalpel. LOL, his very dull, mushroom headed scalpel.

“Ahh, whew, this Creamy is tart, tart, tart! Anyways, how is Stardust tonight then, hmm, Boney?”

“Oh, you know, she’s just a little dead inside, so, the usual.”

[Beep, beep, beep]

Again, my head was on a swivel, but to judge any facial expressions this time.

“LOL, go, I know nothing about how your blazing Rosey cheeks crawled into Logan’s SUV instead of waiting endlessly for Luke to get over his issues, so.”

Well, three, am I right? That’s almost like a trend and even though I hadn’t saw Luke that night, he was still on my mind for his bothering with me, so, he still counted. So, okay, I took the SUV date.

“Ahem! Your truck key fob please so I can change my pants with a little privacy!”

[Toss]

Well, fine, since she was right and since like magic, a pair of black cargo pants was an entire new outfit in the bag, so.

[Door squeaks open and then closes]

“Fair warning, Bony, I’m horny for you tonight, so?”

Well, who says that right up front then? I mean, other than Logan.

“Well, that was forward and direct of you, Logan! Honest, but forward still, so?”

“Well, you’re not the skinny ugly duckling anymore, Bony, so?”

Deflation! Deflation, deflation, deflation! But on the other hand, right?

Well, wait, first, everyone is on my list! Ugly duckling (no more), sheesh!

“So, Logan, since I’m no longer the ugly duckling, that means you’re horny for me all of a sudden then? Also, when did I stop being the ugly duckling then, hmm?”

“Oh, well, I mean, Lil Lannie Leah Lynn may have said that you might be growing tired of people beating around the bush with you for as long as you were labeled the ugly duckling and that this might be a good time to get up with you, so? Also, Lil Lannie Leah Lynn would like a blue Creamy and a pair of studded shorts from the Goth Studded Shorts shop since they are basically across the Strip from each other, so?”

Again, the Creamy Shop and the Goth Studded Shorts Shop are not directly across the Strip from each other.

“Oh, and Lil Brandi Bibi Babs may have also said that since you having a party tomorrow, that I should strike tonight so that I have dibs with you. Also, Lil Brandi Bibi Babs would like a Creamy as well, so?”

“Oh, really! I’m having a party tomorrow then, hmm!”

“Ahh, yeah, Lil Sandi Sassy Suzie said it was your coming out party called “I’m skinny, not the ugly duckling” party, so?”

“And let me guess, Lil Sandi Sassy Suzie wants an orange Creamy as well, right, Logan?”

“Well, and something from the Goth Misc Shop too, so?”

You see, this is what happens when the original Prissy Petites crews gets involved with other projects and they leave room for the new Goth Petites crew! Also, I was totally deflated that anyone would think of me as the ugly duckling. Which caused me to leave Logan behind, which probably left him deflated too!

[Door chime jingle, jangle]

‘Welcome to the Goth Misc Shop. I’m Moonbeam and I’m dead inside, so I would rather continue sniffing Kurtköy travestileri the adhesive from the tiny price tags, if you don’t mind, unless you want a goth girlfriend, in which case, I’ll be your girlfriend, but I’m still dead inside, so?”

“Um, no thanks to just about everything you just said, Moonbeam, but what do you have on lay-away for Lil Sandi Sassy Suzie then, hmm?”

[Puts tiny adhesive pricing tags down and checks the computer system]

“One of everything. Cash or credit? And I don’t care that your cheeks come from Mars since I’m dead inside, so.”

Well, fine, I jumped back into Logan’s SUV for a ride back to my truck way up the Strip. And there was no way that I was hosting a “I’m skinny, not an ugly duckling” party! But I did approve it if the New Goth Petite crew girls would change the name to “thanks for finally seeing me differently” or something like that.

[Door chime jingle, jangle]

“Welcome to the Goth Studded Shorts Shop. I’m Jupiter and even though I’m dead inside, it feels like I’ve been your goth girlfriend for like five minutes, so how can I help you?”

“Black Denim studded shorts with the studs forming a big “V” on the front and pointing to the good stuff, black capri tights for under and tantalizing blue fishnets for over, a so-so sheer top so my bra shows through, black high tops, shimmering sleeves with thumb hooks, a surprise choker and an eye mask, all in size -003, so?”

“I might be dead inside, but that sounds more like a “I’m ready to date dirty” party outfit, but I would still never leave you. Won’t the undies, the tights, the fishnets and the shorts be a little tight in middle? How am I suppose to have your devil baby later if everything gets pressure squeezed?”

Jupiter was not invited to my “finally, you see me” party, but she put together exactly what I asked for, even though she did it at the walking dead speed. And of course, you have to feed the people, right? And Logan was more than happy to drive me up to the Pizza Shop so I could pre order a bazillion pizzas.

“And I suppose you expect my Jimmy J to deliver all of this food to your “I’m filling out now” party as sponsored by the Lil Lemon Juice squad, hmm?”

“Well, he is the most popular…”

“Hah! My Jimmy J would relocate your liver and your spleen, Bony! Not that I’m asking you to test that myth or anything, but since I cut him off from sex so much, well, he probably ready to pop a hole in the bottom of one of your lungs too! Also, hey Logan, hey, I’m on break!”

Well, where Logan parked his SUV, well, I had to watch that. And take notes.

“Well, LOL, you just blew it, Bony because I would have jumped your bones if you would have claimed renaming us to the Lil Lemon Juice squad instead of giving Suzie from the Pizza Shop all the credit! Now, go put on a belt to thicken you up around the waist. And exhale! I can see your, well, all of your inner workings!”

I was breathing normally! But I do have that huge reverse cave in cliff formation under my ribs to just above my beltline. Not Mrs. Bentley huge, but I have quite the caved-in belly!

“(Giggles)”

“I’m going to my bedroom to slip a belt on right now, Joey, so?”

“Oh, and is Luke, Logan or Pete in the picture then, huh?”

“Nope, all three of them are on my “ugly duckling, my ass” list, so? Also, just so you know, Joey, I had to pencil all three of them on the list because there was never ever any ink spread between us, so?”

Ahh, that look! That confused at what I just said look.

“Joey, I haven’t had sex! There never was a Luke, a Logan or a Pete!”

I mean, I gave a little sex twice, but I hadn’t had it the other way, so. Also, never Travesti kurtköy raise your voice at a house party when trying to get your point across.

“Oh, well, I’m an expert at threading a belt through beltloops then, so.”

And he was an expert at threading a belt and pretty good at hugging, humping and kissing, but that was that, which was okay. Two kisses, mind you.

“You know, Bony, I could totally peddle a video or two on Chang Creep of you peeling off your falsies that Benny used to babble on and on about, so?”

“Nope.”

“Well, I don’t know, Bony, I’m looking at your mirror and I see like three angles where your face doesn’t have to be in the videos, so, think about it. Cash money.”

I mean, no way, right? Even though I actually copied my procedure from a TV show, a regular TV show and not even a sexy TV show, which I couldn’t believe they showed on regular TV, but they did and I played that 30 seconds over and over and over, oh, sorry, tee he, I’m babbling on like Benny.

But it was a regular TV program! And Trap hot!

“Ahem, Lil Lemon Juice squad, assemble! Jimmy J has arrived with the colorful pizzas and blue balls since Suzie cut him off from sex almost a year ago! Oh, oops for screaming that out loud.”

“Box, box, box, Lil Minnie Mimi Maye, looking good, box, box, Lil Lannie Leah Lynn, damn I need some sex, box, box, Lil Sandi Sassy Suzie, I’m dying now, box, box, Lil Brandi Bibi Babs, I need a wash cloth, ooh, oh, Bony, um, get me a fork from your kitchen, Bony, okay?”

“Why, Jimmy J? For what?”

“Oh, Suzie said I had better stick a fork in my eye if I lay my eyes on your body, so? You’re filling out!”

“Ahem, Jimmy J, it’s “the ugly duckling flew away” now, so? Or you can add some words about my body, so. Also, aha, aha, aha is the same.”

LOL, and then the pizza and the other guys at the party broke that up!

Also, since it was my first combination pizza party and “look at me now” party, I mean, things just grind to a halt while things go all “munch, munch, munch, yum, yum, yum, munch, munch, munch” then? I mean, the guys mostly. The seven guys in attendance went all “munch, munch, yum, yum” while some of the ladies helped Jimmy J use the bathroom.

I don’t think Jimmy J left with blue balls, but I didn’t peek.

I so peeked! And took notes.

“I mean, Bony, this is your house and all, so maybe I expected, um, less leg coverings, so? Not that I don’t like what I see.”

“Oh, Manny, the legs are the last to fill out and this is all BS anyways. I’m still the same!”

“Oh, everyone sees themselves differently than other people do, Bony. You are not the same, so?”

“Oh, well, that might be true, Manny, um, ooh, also, I’m pressurized in the middle, so?”

“I get that, Bony, but the question is, can I get it another way tonight then, hmm?”

“[Gulp] I need a Creamy! With a shot of vodka mixed into it!”

Manny, um, Manny never shunned me. He never paid me much attention, but he never shunned me. Or he paid me attention and I didn’t know it! Or I really did fill out! Overnight, not!

Or did I? No, I was the same. I think.

“Oops, coming through, oops, ta da, a vodka laced Creamy for our new crew sponsor! Also, tootles! Ahem, tootles!”

I guess that was code for do something then.

And here’s what happened. LOL, I downed a vodka laced Creamy, so all I got was a brain freeze! LOL, no here’s what happened. I downed a vodka laced Creamy so I have idea what happened!

Seriously, here’s what happened. My first two previous times were actually much more of a mouth thrashing than anything else, compared to that night with Manny, since Manny kicked back, leaned back moaned gently and let me work and I don’t feel bad about saying that.

I do feel bad that I have to say that he needs to clean it up a bit down there, but since I’m sure that was a one-time only pizza party combo “I might finally be getting hot” party sex affair, so that may not matter going forward.

End Bony 01

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